Wednesday, September 29, 2010

A Prayer for You

because you are reading my writings today...i want to thank you...for supporting this blog...in return i want to ask God, our good father,to bless you with...

peace
abilities
the Holy Spirit
love
a strong,healthy body
your daily bread
long life
discernment
control
family and friends
a safe dwelling
restful sleep
work
much happiness

my love to you all...Jodi

Friday, September 24, 2010

He Calls Me Friend

If God had a fridge, my picture would be on it

He knitted me together in my mum's womb

He counted the hairs on my head

He holds me in the palm of his mighty hand and covers me with his other

He fights all my battles and wins

He hung the moon

Nothing, no one, nor all the powers of Hell can separate me from his love

I am a friend of God

He calls me friend

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I Am

I am blue like bay water touched by the sun...

I am red,orange and yellow the flames of fall burning with a passion for life...

I am green with the aroma of grass and clover...

I am brown, an earthy gal...

I am pure white, I walk with a living God...

I am a purple party...

I am a rainbow, a prism, a northern light...

I am emeralds, blackberries, lilacs and dandylions...

I am happy.

Monday, September 20, 2010

a few of my favorite things

Avon slippers...Dunkin Donuts egg white flatbread sandwiches,the veggie...my job at Curves...my old time charcoal grill...my Miche purse I can change into any design...my rice bag to ease my sore muscles...my Keurig one cup coffee maker...my wig..."Puddy" my dog...Prince Poppycock...this blog...Euphoria by Calvin...my Toyota...my travel mug...Bare Minerals...iced coffee...Biscotti...long hot summers...daisies and sunflowers...portobella mushroom sandwiches...fireworks big boomers...fair food...my Unk.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Secrets to Good Clean Living

1.reduce stress 2.preventive medicine and screenings 3.get a dog or cat 4.get enough sleep 5.enjoy a regular sex life 6.don't smoke 7.walk as much as you can 8.get 20 minutes of sunshine everyday 9.have a loving spouse 10.exercise your mind 11.think young 12.loose the anger 13.enjoy a hobby 14.believe in God 15.spend time by the water 16.listen to music you enjoy 17.take a class and learn something new 18.eat food created by God 19.help others whenever you can 20.pray without ceasing 21.practice good manners 22.don't swear 23.respect life 24.grow something organic 25.smell the flowers...and add to this list...love ya,Jodi

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Disgusting Things

dirty microwave ovens...girls without panties...public restrooms...yucky feet...tattoos on fat people or tattoos in general...the word "poop"...the show, Man vs Food...beets and pickled eggs...dry heaves...hair growing out of ears,noses,chins,etc...icky teeth...Walmart...buffets...birdpoop...goosepoop...any poop...poop,the word...the smell...the worst poop...babypoop...a potty mouth...chew and spitting...oversized low ride pants...gangasta bling...saying "my bad"...gigantic fake lips and boobs...flamers...spoiled bratty kids...sticky fingers...oil spills...Lady Gaga's meat dress...jobless men who live at home and play video games all day...the most disgusting of all things...the housewives of D.C.,New Jersey,Orange County,Atlanta,New York or wherever else.

Friday, September 10, 2010

POPPPYCOCK

AMERICA"S GOT TALENT

VOTE

TEAM POPPYCOCK

THE PRINCE OF SPECTACULAR

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Oak Tree

A mighty wind blew night and day

It stole the oak tree's leaves away

Then snapped it's boughs and pulled it's bark until the oak tree was tired and stark

But still the oak tree held it's ground while other trees fell all around

The weary wind gave up and spoke, " How can you still be standing,Oak?"

The oak tree said,"I know that you can break each branch of mine in two, carry every leaf away, shake my limbs and make me sway. But I have roots stretched in the earth,growing stronger since my birth. You'll never touch them, for you see, they are the deepest part of me. Until today, I wasn't sure of just how much I could endure. But now I've found, with thanks to you, I'm stronger than I ever knew."


A message of encouragement...your friend, Jodi