THE CRIB BECAME
THE CROSS
THE CROSS BECAME
THE CROWN
HE IS
KING OF KINGS
HE IS
LORD OF LORDS
HE IS
I AM
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
Day After Christmas
Wow! What just happened? An explosion of sorts? A whirlwind of money, music, food,
lights, visitors, mail, merriment, prayers, programs, specials, goodwill, traffic
jams, presents, decorations, snowflakes and ice, booze, office parties, secret
santas, cookies and candies, silver and gold, ribbons and lace, all at a warp speed
pace. I loved it...my family, my friends, our Lord Jesus, all that love...with us.
Let's do it again next year.
lights, visitors, mail, merriment, prayers, programs, specials, goodwill, traffic
jams, presents, decorations, snowflakes and ice, booze, office parties, secret
santas, cookies and candies, silver and gold, ribbons and lace, all at a warp speed
pace. I loved it...my family, my friends, our Lord Jesus, all that love...with us.
Let's do it again next year.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Sounds of Silence
Herod's torturous reign...tired travelers...donkey stumbling over rocky road...a bustling city...an animal pen to lay thy head...a labored groan...a weary husband...a silent night...a blast of light...a baby's cry...and the world was changed.
God Be With You, my love always, Jodi
God Be With You, my love always, Jodi
Monday, December 13, 2010
Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
I was a very naughty girl this year. I overslept and overate. I never felt like doing laundry or cleaning up after myself. I laid around alot and watched TV. I was a real couch potato. Sorry about that. I will try to do better this next year. Can I still have some presents? If so, I could use a new comfy couch, TV remote and warm, fuzzy pj's. Thanks big guy, Jodi
I was a very naughty girl this year. I overslept and overate. I never felt like doing laundry or cleaning up after myself. I laid around alot and watched TV. I was a real couch potato. Sorry about that. I will try to do better this next year. Can I still have some presents? If so, I could use a new comfy couch, TV remote and warm, fuzzy pj's. Thanks big guy, Jodi
Friday, December 10, 2010
Christmas Wishes
I wish that everyday would be as joyous as Christmas day...I wish all little children would come into this world wanted,welcomed,warmed and loved...I wish poverty,persecution and pain were no more...I wish all people could sleep everynight, peacefully...I wish all people could eat everyday...I wish no creature were in danger of extinction...I wish Cancer was cured...I wish it was hard to gain weight...I wish my hair would grow faster...I wish these wishes would come true...and now I send my love to you.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Letter to Rudolph
Dear Rudolph,
Many reindeer kisses to you. Getting ready for the big trek? Better eat those organic super sonic oats, you don't want to blow a hoof. Check the batteries in that big, beautiful nose so bright...you have to guide that sleigh through the night. Is Blitzen behaving himself? Tell him to lay off the sauce. Be careful landing on those new fangled metal roofs...I hear they are slippery. Keep an eye on Santa, he got pulled over last year. Luckily he got off with just a warning. Give my love to everyone in SantaLand most especially the elves, who work so hard. I heard Yukon Cornelious just got back from Vegas...he was looking for the golden nugget.
When you get to the island of misfit toys, say hey to Charley in the box. Make sure my present gets to me in one piece. Last year I got a bag of glass.
Happy Trails, Merry Xmas & Happy New Year
Jodi
Many reindeer kisses to you. Getting ready for the big trek? Better eat those organic super sonic oats, you don't want to blow a hoof. Check the batteries in that big, beautiful nose so bright...you have to guide that sleigh through the night. Is Blitzen behaving himself? Tell him to lay off the sauce. Be careful landing on those new fangled metal roofs...I hear they are slippery. Keep an eye on Santa, he got pulled over last year. Luckily he got off with just a warning. Give my love to everyone in SantaLand most especially the elves, who work so hard. I heard Yukon Cornelious just got back from Vegas...he was looking for the golden nugget.
When you get to the island of misfit toys, say hey to Charley in the box. Make sure my present gets to me in one piece. Last year I got a bag of glass.
Happy Trails, Merry Xmas & Happy New Year
Jodi
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Christmas Time
Hello my friends,
Tis the season...it is in full swing...carolls on the radio...houses lit up...xmas specials on the boob tube...holiday foods...QVC and HSN...all the bargains...paper and bows...silver and gold...grandma got runned over by a reindeer...gift cards...cookies...office parties...wreaths and trees...bulbs...ornaments...tinsel...snowmen...candycanes...mistletoe...ho ho ho
Christmas is Jesus' birthday. Has He been invited to the party? What gift will you give to your Lord this year? How about just inviting Him to the party. The party of your life.
Tis the season...it is in full swing...carolls on the radio...houses lit up...xmas specials on the boob tube...holiday foods...QVC and HSN...all the bargains...paper and bows...silver and gold...grandma got runned over by a reindeer...gift cards...cookies...office parties...wreaths and trees...bulbs...ornaments...tinsel...snowmen...candycanes...mistletoe...ho ho ho
Christmas is Jesus' birthday. Has He been invited to the party? What gift will you give to your Lord this year? How about just inviting Him to the party. The party of your life.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
things i'm thankful for this year
1. give thanks Bristol Palin did not win the Mirror Ball Trophy
2. give thanks a bear didn't eat you this year
3. give thanks the Indians taught us "whities" how to grow corn
4. give thanks that we can turn a healthy yam into a marshmallow covered super sweet potato
5. give thanks punkin chunkin will never be an olympic sport
6. give thanks we never have to eat meatloaf or tuna noodle casserole on turkey day
7. give thanks for the best smell in the world...a turkey roasting in the oven
8. give thanks for jelly cranberry in a can...awesome
9. give thanks for...STUFFING!
10. give thanks for...LEFTOVERS...LEFTOVERS...LEFTOVERS
2. give thanks a bear didn't eat you this year
3. give thanks the Indians taught us "whities" how to grow corn
4. give thanks that we can turn a healthy yam into a marshmallow covered super sweet potato
5. give thanks punkin chunkin will never be an olympic sport
6. give thanks we never have to eat meatloaf or tuna noodle casserole on turkey day
7. give thanks for the best smell in the world...a turkey roasting in the oven
8. give thanks for jelly cranberry in a can...awesome
9. give thanks for...STUFFING!
10. give thanks for...LEFTOVERS...LEFTOVERS...LEFTOVERS
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
My Most Memorable Thanksgiving
I was about six years old...we had a big dinner planned for the "famia"...Grandma and Grandpa Mangino and Aunt Maryrose...we had just finished eating...it was really warm out that day...nice for November...the food was still on the table...I was playing with my marbles in the laundry room...the men went downstairs in the store...we lived in the apartment above my Dad's grocery...the ladies were lingering around the table...due to the warm weather...someone propped the downstairs door open...
all hell broke loose...a sewer rat the size of a fat cat joined the party...there were open sewers back then...he ran into the bathroom that was off the kitchen...Aunt Maryrose jumped onto the table and pee'd herself...Ma ran into the laundry room with me and slammed and locked the door...I got scared...Grandma Mangino had a hellish scream...she ran to the living room, climbed the back of the couch and up the wall...
no worries...Grandpa Mangino couldn't wait to kill it...he was in his element...him and his broom he used to beat it up...of course, a cornered rat doesn't go down without a fight...that was my most memorable Thanksgiving.
that year I was thankful I had a Grandpa that ate razor blades for breakfast.
all hell broke loose...a sewer rat the size of a fat cat joined the party...there were open sewers back then...he ran into the bathroom that was off the kitchen...Aunt Maryrose jumped onto the table and pee'd herself...Ma ran into the laundry room with me and slammed and locked the door...I got scared...Grandma Mangino had a hellish scream...she ran to the living room, climbed the back of the couch and up the wall...
no worries...Grandpa Mangino couldn't wait to kill it...he was in his element...him and his broom he used to beat it up...of course, a cornered rat doesn't go down without a fight...that was my most memorable Thanksgiving.
that year I was thankful I had a Grandpa that ate razor blades for breakfast.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Blessings
Hello my friends,
It is a fact that people who count their blessings experience less aches and pains and general health problems. They say that once a week, we should write down 5 things we are thankful for and we will be happier and healthier for it. Here goes...let's see if it works.
1. I am thankful for the beautiful Indian Summer we are having.
2. I am thankful my car is running good.
3. I am thankful for my job and all my wonderful ladies.
4. I am thankful for my really really good smart dog who loves me so much.
5. I am thankful I am a child of God.
I do feel pretty good...try it you'll like it...I could list so many more,but I will only do 5 at a time. Have a yummy holiday and enjoy the relatives. Don't forget...count those blessings.
It is a fact that people who count their blessings experience less aches and pains and general health problems. They say that once a week, we should write down 5 things we are thankful for and we will be happier and healthier for it. Here goes...let's see if it works.
1. I am thankful for the beautiful Indian Summer we are having.
2. I am thankful my car is running good.
3. I am thankful for my job and all my wonderful ladies.
4. I am thankful for my really really good smart dog who loves me so much.
5. I am thankful I am a child of God.
I do feel pretty good...try it you'll like it...I could list so many more,but I will only do 5 at a time. Have a yummy holiday and enjoy the relatives. Don't forget...count those blessings.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Lawsuit
Hello my friends,
It is no secret that last year was touch and go for me. After a botched up gallbladder surgery I spent a long time in Shadyside intensive care, Kindred Care, and a terrible nursing home called Edison Manor. I was down from August until April. I am amazed I survived, because I fell like a house of cards. I had the domino effect.
I have never sued anyone in my life, but I have decided to sue my doctor for these reasons.
All tolled I lost a year of my life. My hospital bills are staggering. My family and friends spent countless hours at my bedside, during winter snow storms, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years,birthdays,Easter and other parts of life.
My loved ones worried themselves sick, my boyfriend was lost. They were all stressed out. My brother and sister-in-law kept me at their home until I was well enough to go home.
Being away from my new business took it's toll. I sold it a few months after I got back. Finances were scary. I was afraid I was going to loose my apartment, but thanks to my Uncle Vic, it was saved.I am just beginning to get back on my feet.
All of my hair fell out. I wear a wig. It's better than nothing. They had to do a bowel surgery to save my life. I have been wearing a bag for the past year. It is a real struggle. There is more surgery to come. I have to go for testing after Thanksgiving so they can reverse my bag after the holidays. It can be risky, and I will be in the hospital 7 to 10 days with a 6 to 8 week recovery period.
During my stay in the hospital, I was on a respirator. My memory is cloudy. I am still weak, but getting stronger. I lost 30 pounds. I have bad dreams sometimes. I get scared more than I used to. There was an Arab doctor that tortured me really bad.
Walking again took a long time. Steps were tough. I missed my dog and now he goes through separation anxiety. He never did that before. I keep him close.
Five weeks in the nursing home was like a hell beyond a hell. I can't comment, it was that bad.
My body is really beat up. I got alot of war wounds, holes, scars, bruises.
I don't know where things went wrong, but I understand he made some serious surgical errors. I know he didn't do it on purpose, but he took so much from me and my loved ones. I need to think of my future, and taking care of myself. I work a job I love,but that won't last forever. These are some of the reasons for my decision. I'm not a money grubber, I just feel so robbed and violated. My friends, I hope you understand.
Thank you to my wonderful brother,Mike who kept talking to me. Mary, my sister-in-law who made me feel good about myself by doing my nails so nicely. Tina and Dan for loving me so much.Ma, for all her tears and prayers. Donnie and Mar, for carrying the ball all the way down the field. Maranda for taking over at the club.
Marci, my fighter...Patti, a tea party...Maureen, the beautiful,white smile. All the cards,prayers,gifts...Dr.Zeh,Dr.Kaul,Dr.Knapp and his lovely wife,Diane. My nurses,and techs.All the rest of you...you know who you are. There are so many to mention.
This next part is for you Gary...how can I express what you mean to me...the hours you came and stayed...the prayers you said with hands on...you brushed my hair and rubbed my legs and feet with lotion...you held me...you encouraged me...you put up with my crazy moods and the pain medicine, I loved...when I came home I pushed you away and into the arms of others...I was a stranger to you, but you still stayed and loved me...you butted heads with my mom...how brave...thank you for hanging in...I now know I truly love you...we have our moments, but you are the man.
It is no secret that last year was touch and go for me. After a botched up gallbladder surgery I spent a long time in Shadyside intensive care, Kindred Care, and a terrible nursing home called Edison Manor. I was down from August until April. I am amazed I survived, because I fell like a house of cards. I had the domino effect.
I have never sued anyone in my life, but I have decided to sue my doctor for these reasons.
All tolled I lost a year of my life. My hospital bills are staggering. My family and friends spent countless hours at my bedside, during winter snow storms, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years,birthdays,Easter and other parts of life.
My loved ones worried themselves sick, my boyfriend was lost. They were all stressed out. My brother and sister-in-law kept me at their home until I was well enough to go home.
Being away from my new business took it's toll. I sold it a few months after I got back. Finances were scary. I was afraid I was going to loose my apartment, but thanks to my Uncle Vic, it was saved.I am just beginning to get back on my feet.
All of my hair fell out. I wear a wig. It's better than nothing. They had to do a bowel surgery to save my life. I have been wearing a bag for the past year. It is a real struggle. There is more surgery to come. I have to go for testing after Thanksgiving so they can reverse my bag after the holidays. It can be risky, and I will be in the hospital 7 to 10 days with a 6 to 8 week recovery period.
During my stay in the hospital, I was on a respirator. My memory is cloudy. I am still weak, but getting stronger. I lost 30 pounds. I have bad dreams sometimes. I get scared more than I used to. There was an Arab doctor that tortured me really bad.
Walking again took a long time. Steps were tough. I missed my dog and now he goes through separation anxiety. He never did that before. I keep him close.
Five weeks in the nursing home was like a hell beyond a hell. I can't comment, it was that bad.
My body is really beat up. I got alot of war wounds, holes, scars, bruises.
I don't know where things went wrong, but I understand he made some serious surgical errors. I know he didn't do it on purpose, but he took so much from me and my loved ones. I need to think of my future, and taking care of myself. I work a job I love,but that won't last forever. These are some of the reasons for my decision. I'm not a money grubber, I just feel so robbed and violated. My friends, I hope you understand.
Thank you to my wonderful brother,Mike who kept talking to me. Mary, my sister-in-law who made me feel good about myself by doing my nails so nicely. Tina and Dan for loving me so much.Ma, for all her tears and prayers. Donnie and Mar, for carrying the ball all the way down the field. Maranda for taking over at the club.
Marci, my fighter...Patti, a tea party...Maureen, the beautiful,white smile. All the cards,prayers,gifts...Dr.Zeh,Dr.Kaul,Dr.Knapp and his lovely wife,Diane. My nurses,and techs.All the rest of you...you know who you are. There are so many to mention.
This next part is for you Gary...how can I express what you mean to me...the hours you came and stayed...the prayers you said with hands on...you brushed my hair and rubbed my legs and feet with lotion...you held me...you encouraged me...you put up with my crazy moods and the pain medicine, I loved...when I came home I pushed you away and into the arms of others...I was a stranger to you, but you still stayed and loved me...you butted heads with my mom...how brave...thank you for hanging in...I now know I truly love you...we have our moments, but you are the man.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
at the doctors
hello my friends...i am in Pittsburgh right now waiting and waiting and waiting for the doctor...my appointment was for 9am and it is now 10.:20...this is no fun people but what can you do...we are at the mercy of the health care system...luckily they have computers in the waiting room so i can write to you...it is amazing how many sick people there are in this room...very scary...please take care of your body...eat healthy...sleep enough hours...exercise...laugh alot...love alot...pray and worship God...be good to everybody...stay positive...have sex...all these things are good for you...don't ...watch the news when it's bad...only think good thoughts...love your dog or cat alot...go shopping...stay away from doctors...they are wack! hi mike, see you on turkey day...gobble gobble...i saw a turkey walkin with a cape on.
Monday, November 15, 2010
La Luna The Moon
I wrote this poem after I read an article about dumping nuclear waste on the moon.
Bella la luna the moon,
a shiny dime.
Stars and stripes in your fullness preserved,
they will be back for you.
A shiny dime,
they could pluck you from the sky like a bad eye.
They will be back for you.
Acid drums with silent cadence fall.
They could pluck you from the sky like a bad eye.
Lonely rock in the blackest black.
Acid drums with silent cadence fall
Goddess of love,mystical orb,
Lonely rock in the blackest black.
Hide behind my thumb!
Goddess of love,mystical orb,
Bella la luna the moon.
Bella la luna the moon,
a shiny dime.
Stars and stripes in your fullness preserved,
they will be back for you.
A shiny dime,
they could pluck you from the sky like a bad eye.
They will be back for you.
Acid drums with silent cadence fall.
They could pluck you from the sky like a bad eye.
Lonely rock in the blackest black.
Acid drums with silent cadence fall
Goddess of love,mystical orb,
Lonely rock in the blackest black.
Hide behind my thumb!
Goddess of love,mystical orb,
Bella la luna the moon.
Friday, November 12, 2010
The Three Trees...a legend...retold by Jodi
Three trees growing on a mountain top , stood and dreamed of what they would become.
The first tree wanted to be the most beautiful treasure chest in the world.
The second tree wanted to be a mighty ship that would carry Kings all over the world.
The third tree wanted to be the tallest tree in the world, so people would raise their eyes up to heaven.
Many years later a woodcutter climbed the mountain and chopped down the trees.
The first tree was made into a feed box for hungry farm animals.
The second tree was sent to a shipyard and crafted into a small fishing boat.
The third tree was cut into beams and left in a lumberyard.
Time passed.
One magical night, a young mother placed her newborn baby in the feed box,and the tree new he was holding the most precious treasure in the world.
More time passed.
One evening in a crowded fishing boat, a dangerous storm appeared.They were sure to sink, but a passenger stood up, stretched out his hand and said,"peace". The storm stopped. The tree knew instantly he was carrying the King of all Kings.
Not long after, the third tree was pulled from the woodpile. The tree was horrified when soldiers nailed a man's hands and feet to her.
The following Sunday morning, the earth trembled with joy.
All the trees dreams came true, the first tree held the greatest of treasure, the second tree carried the most powerful King and when we see the third tree we raise ourselves to almighty God.
The first tree wanted to be the most beautiful treasure chest in the world.
The second tree wanted to be a mighty ship that would carry Kings all over the world.
The third tree wanted to be the tallest tree in the world, so people would raise their eyes up to heaven.
Many years later a woodcutter climbed the mountain and chopped down the trees.
The first tree was made into a feed box for hungry farm animals.
The second tree was sent to a shipyard and crafted into a small fishing boat.
The third tree was cut into beams and left in a lumberyard.
Time passed.
One magical night, a young mother placed her newborn baby in the feed box,and the tree new he was holding the most precious treasure in the world.
More time passed.
One evening in a crowded fishing boat, a dangerous storm appeared.They were sure to sink, but a passenger stood up, stretched out his hand and said,"peace". The storm stopped. The tree knew instantly he was carrying the King of all Kings.
Not long after, the third tree was pulled from the woodpile. The tree was horrified when soldiers nailed a man's hands and feet to her.
The following Sunday morning, the earth trembled with joy.
All the trees dreams came true, the first tree held the greatest of treasure, the second tree carried the most powerful King and when we see the third tree we raise ourselves to almighty God.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
WORRIED???
Hello my friends...got some things on your mind?...money problems?...wife mad at you?...kids don't listen?...dog peeing on the rug?...asteroid heading toward earth?...a gray hair?...Steelers playin crappy?...car makin a funny noise?...it burns when you pee?...blizzard?...gas bill?etc. etc. etc.
Don't worry my dear friends, because I am an expert, here to tell you that...nothing is going to be okay. So forget about, and live, like there's no tomorrow.
Don't worry my dear friends, because I am an expert, here to tell you that...nothing is going to be okay. So forget about, and live, like there's no tomorrow.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Please Don'ts
1. feed the bears...they are carnivores...they don't want a cookie...they will maul you and eat you...please don't feed the bears
2. go to psychics...they are cons...telling you what you want to hear...taking your money...trust God...please don't go to psychics
3. dream about fortune and fame...be proud of yourself...work hard...enjoy life...help others...give thanks for what you have...make it a good life...please don't dream about fortune and fame
4. be afraid...of anything...trust in God...everything will be all right...believe me...please don't be afraid
5. buy junk...you get what you pay for...think less quantity,more quality...please don't buy junk and maybe they will stop making it
6. marry for money...if you do...you WILL earn every penny of it...please don't marry for money
7. beat yourself up...you are a temple...a holy vessel...you are the head and not the tail...you are a child of the most high God...you have royal blood in your veins...you are good...please don't beat yourself up
8. overdrive your headlights...there are Amish on the road...deer...garbage cans...motorcycles...sleet...nails...tree limbs...sink holes...joggers and bikers...and the Cane Lady...please don't overdrive your headlights
9. tattoo the largest organ of the body...which is the skin...beauty can be found in smooth,blemish free,milky white skin...please don't tattoo the largest organ of the body
10. throw salvation away...don't pass through your life without making Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior...please don't throw salvation away
Hi Mike
2. go to psychics...they are cons...telling you what you want to hear...taking your money...trust God...please don't go to psychics
3. dream about fortune and fame...be proud of yourself...work hard...enjoy life...help others...give thanks for what you have...make it a good life...please don't dream about fortune and fame
4. be afraid...of anything...trust in God...everything will be all right...believe me...please don't be afraid
5. buy junk...you get what you pay for...think less quantity,more quality...please don't buy junk and maybe they will stop making it
6. marry for money...if you do...you WILL earn every penny of it...please don't marry for money
7. beat yourself up...you are a temple...a holy vessel...you are the head and not the tail...you are a child of the most high God...you have royal blood in your veins...you are good...please don't beat yourself up
8. overdrive your headlights...there are Amish on the road...deer...garbage cans...motorcycles...sleet...nails...tree limbs...sink holes...joggers and bikers...and the Cane Lady...please don't overdrive your headlights
9. tattoo the largest organ of the body...which is the skin...beauty can be found in smooth,blemish free,milky white skin...please don't tattoo the largest organ of the body
10. throw salvation away...don't pass through your life without making Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior...please don't throw salvation away
Hi Mike
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Procrastination
Hello my friends...are you a procrastinator?...This is a very bad thing...if you procrastinate at work, things slow down for everyone...coworkers,clients and the organization...procrastinating at home "gums up" the flow and interrupts what should be a peaceful setting...procrastinating in your spiritual life blocks you from receiving all the many blessings God has in store for you...Putting off a task until the last minute is self imposed injury...the longer you put it off, the heavier the task becomes...now it is a chore instead of a task...you are quickly sinking...there are half a dozen excuses not to finish something...the best one is...oh,I still have another week on that...hello...have you noticed how fast an hour goes...like smoke through a keyhole...budget your time wisely...start the project and finish the job...take charge...full steam ahead...onward Christian soldier...you will feel pounds lighter after you unload the little burdens that add up to big headaches...good luck in the daily journey of this crazy thing called...your life.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Acts of Kindness
Say to the busboy,"Well, I see who does all the work around here."
Turn off the cellphone during mealtimes.
In busy traffic...Yield to others.
At the drive-thru window...pay for the person behind you.
Greet people in an elevator.
Hold doors.
Help unload the cart ahead of you.
If someone is fumbling for change...give them what they need.
Say a prayer at the sound of an ambulance or firetruck.
Say hello,smile and compliment others often.
"Thank you"...still nice to hear.
Hugs...still nice to get.
Listening...great to be good at.
Share...everything you can.
Love...everybody.
Turn off the cellphone during mealtimes.
In busy traffic...Yield to others.
At the drive-thru window...pay for the person behind you.
Greet people in an elevator.
Hold doors.
Help unload the cart ahead of you.
If someone is fumbling for change...give them what they need.
Say a prayer at the sound of an ambulance or firetruck.
Say hello,smile and compliment others often.
"Thank you"...still nice to hear.
Hugs...still nice to get.
Listening...great to be good at.
Share...everything you can.
Love...everybody.
Friday, October 1, 2010
organize and simplify your life
a. every night make a list of things you have to do...cross them off as you do them...
add whatever you couldn't finish to the next days list
b. keep a running list of things needed at the store...label the store and mark it if you have a coupon...keep lists and coupons together
c. every night lay out your clothes...pack snacks or lunch...load up the car...prepare coffee, breakfast and medicines
d. ready the dog and cat food and water dishes...add extra time to take them outside to do their business
e. run errands in a sensible manner, save on gas
f. do a load of laundry a day
g. while chatting on the phone, clean out a drawer
h. every week when gathering the garbage, clear the fridge of old stuff and quickly wipe clean
i. take any unused articles to goodwill
j. as soon as the mail comes sort it and throw away the junk
k. keep all "like things" together, everything should have its' place
l. clean and organize one closet at a time
m. get rid of stuff you don't need anymore
n. make extra food and freeze it for later
o. keep a calendar on the front of the fridge marked with important dates
p. post notes as reminders and you'll never forget
q. return calls right away
r. do not procrastinate
s. take a 10 minute power nap when needed
t. scrub the toilet and sink bowls quickly every day to keep the bathroom fresh
u. change your bed every other week or as needed, have extra sheets to interchange
v. when chatting on the phone, dust the furniture and wipe the mirrors
w. organize cd's, books, magazines, videos and games
x. organize photos into albums and frames
y. keep favorite recipes together
z. take special care of holiday decorations when storing away
add whatever you couldn't finish to the next days list
b. keep a running list of things needed at the store...label the store and mark it if you have a coupon...keep lists and coupons together
c. every night lay out your clothes...pack snacks or lunch...load up the car...prepare coffee, breakfast and medicines
d. ready the dog and cat food and water dishes...add extra time to take them outside to do their business
e. run errands in a sensible manner, save on gas
f. do a load of laundry a day
g. while chatting on the phone, clean out a drawer
h. every week when gathering the garbage, clear the fridge of old stuff and quickly wipe clean
i. take any unused articles to goodwill
j. as soon as the mail comes sort it and throw away the junk
k. keep all "like things" together, everything should have its' place
l. clean and organize one closet at a time
m. get rid of stuff you don't need anymore
n. make extra food and freeze it for later
o. keep a calendar on the front of the fridge marked with important dates
p. post notes as reminders and you'll never forget
q. return calls right away
r. do not procrastinate
s. take a 10 minute power nap when needed
t. scrub the toilet and sink bowls quickly every day to keep the bathroom fresh
u. change your bed every other week or as needed, have extra sheets to interchange
v. when chatting on the phone, dust the furniture and wipe the mirrors
w. organize cd's, books, magazines, videos and games
x. organize photos into albums and frames
y. keep favorite recipes together
z. take special care of holiday decorations when storing away
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
A Prayer for You
because you are reading my writings today...i want to thank you...for supporting this blog...in return i want to ask God, our good father,to bless you with...
peace
abilities
the Holy Spirit
love
a strong,healthy body
your daily bread
long life
discernment
control
family and friends
a safe dwelling
restful sleep
work
much happiness
my love to you all...Jodi
peace
abilities
the Holy Spirit
love
a strong,healthy body
your daily bread
long life
discernment
control
family and friends
a safe dwelling
restful sleep
work
much happiness
my love to you all...Jodi
Friday, September 24, 2010
He Calls Me Friend
If God had a fridge, my picture would be on it
He knitted me together in my mum's womb
He counted the hairs on my head
He holds me in the palm of his mighty hand and covers me with his other
He fights all my battles and wins
He hung the moon
Nothing, no one, nor all the powers of Hell can separate me from his love
I am a friend of God
He calls me friend
He knitted me together in my mum's womb
He counted the hairs on my head
He holds me in the palm of his mighty hand and covers me with his other
He fights all my battles and wins
He hung the moon
Nothing, no one, nor all the powers of Hell can separate me from his love
I am a friend of God
He calls me friend
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I Am
I am blue like bay water touched by the sun...
I am red,orange and yellow the flames of fall burning with a passion for life...
I am green with the aroma of grass and clover...
I am brown, an earthy gal...
I am pure white, I walk with a living God...
I am a purple party...
I am a rainbow, a prism, a northern light...
I am emeralds, blackberries, lilacs and dandylions...
I am happy.
I am red,orange and yellow the flames of fall burning with a passion for life...
I am green with the aroma of grass and clover...
I am brown, an earthy gal...
I am pure white, I walk with a living God...
I am a purple party...
I am a rainbow, a prism, a northern light...
I am emeralds, blackberries, lilacs and dandylions...
I am happy.
Monday, September 20, 2010
a few of my favorite things
Avon slippers...Dunkin Donuts egg white flatbread sandwiches,the veggie...my job at Curves...my old time charcoal grill...my Miche purse I can change into any design...my rice bag to ease my sore muscles...my Keurig one cup coffee maker...my wig..."Puddy" my dog...Prince Poppycock...this blog...Euphoria by Calvin...my Toyota...my travel mug...Bare Minerals...iced coffee...Biscotti...long hot summers...daisies and sunflowers...portobella mushroom sandwiches...fireworks big boomers...fair food...my Unk.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Secrets to Good Clean Living
1.reduce stress 2.preventive medicine and screenings 3.get a dog or cat 4.get enough sleep 5.enjoy a regular sex life 6.don't smoke 7.walk as much as you can 8.get 20 minutes of sunshine everyday 9.have a loving spouse 10.exercise your mind 11.think young 12.loose the anger 13.enjoy a hobby 14.believe in God 15.spend time by the water 16.listen to music you enjoy 17.take a class and learn something new 18.eat food created by God 19.help others whenever you can 20.pray without ceasing 21.practice good manners 22.don't swear 23.respect life 24.grow something organic 25.smell the flowers...and add to this list...love ya,Jodi
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Disgusting Things
dirty microwave ovens...girls without panties...public restrooms...yucky feet...tattoos on fat people or tattoos in general...the word "poop"...the show, Man vs Food...beets and pickled eggs...dry heaves...hair growing out of ears,noses,chins,etc...icky teeth...Walmart...buffets...birdpoop...goosepoop...any poop...poop,the word...the smell...the worst poop...babypoop...a potty mouth...chew and spitting...oversized low ride pants...gangasta bling...saying "my bad"...gigantic fake lips and boobs...flamers...spoiled bratty kids...sticky fingers...oil spills...Lady Gaga's meat dress...jobless men who live at home and play video games all day...the most disgusting of all things...the housewives of D.C.,New Jersey,Orange County,Atlanta,New York or wherever else.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
The Oak Tree
A mighty wind blew night and day
It stole the oak tree's leaves away
Then snapped it's boughs and pulled it's bark until the oak tree was tired and stark
But still the oak tree held it's ground while other trees fell all around
The weary wind gave up and spoke, " How can you still be standing,Oak?"
The oak tree said,"I know that you can break each branch of mine in two, carry every leaf away, shake my limbs and make me sway. But I have roots stretched in the earth,growing stronger since my birth. You'll never touch them, for you see, they are the deepest part of me. Until today, I wasn't sure of just how much I could endure. But now I've found, with thanks to you, I'm stronger than I ever knew."
A message of encouragement...your friend, Jodi
It stole the oak tree's leaves away
Then snapped it's boughs and pulled it's bark until the oak tree was tired and stark
But still the oak tree held it's ground while other trees fell all around
The weary wind gave up and spoke, " How can you still be standing,Oak?"
The oak tree said,"I know that you can break each branch of mine in two, carry every leaf away, shake my limbs and make me sway. But I have roots stretched in the earth,growing stronger since my birth. You'll never touch them, for you see, they are the deepest part of me. Until today, I wasn't sure of just how much I could endure. But now I've found, with thanks to you, I'm stronger than I ever knew."
A message of encouragement...your friend, Jodi
Monday, August 30, 2010
Fast Food
Hello my friends...why does junkie,salty,overly processed fast food...taste so damn good? This stuff is loaded with heart clogging chemicals...killer...so no good for the figure...so many calories, tons of fat...but so fast,tasty and cheap...and you don't even have to get out of your car...dollar menus...run for the border...big mack attack...smoothies,coolatas,frappes...flame broiled beauties...drop the chalupa...golden fries...here lizard lizard lizard...I can't believe I ate the whole thing...everyone goes to Pizza Joe's...eleven herbs and spices...yummy bad food...chicken nuggets...finger lickin good...in reality...when it comes to good eatin...there's no place like home. Be good my friends, Jodi...lover of Taco Bell.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Prayer
Hello my friends,
Prayer comes in many forms. Sometimes we pray for things. We hope God will bless us with a windfall of money or material items. We pray for the perfect partner, for love. We pray for good health, and for the sick, and even for the dead. We pray for our families, our friends, and the world.
Sometimes we talk to God like he's our roommate. We lay it on the line. We bargain, we plead, "if you answer this prayer, I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life." We make plans and God laughs.
Sometimes we say very scripted memorized prayers. "Thou shalt this and thou shalt that." We Catholics do novenas. Nine prayers for nine days. Don't ask.
What we should really do is thank God for all of the unanswered prayers. Think back to some of them. Some of mine were pretty stupid, almost petty. How bout it? God knows what's best for us. Trust in him. Allow Him to lead the way. He is our Father, He wants the best for us. What kind of a father would want his child to be sick, hungry, penniless and sad? A real devil of a dad that's who. Get where I'm going?
I'm going to teach you the shortest prayer there is. It only has two words...Thank You.
With love, Jodi
Prayer comes in many forms. Sometimes we pray for things. We hope God will bless us with a windfall of money or material items. We pray for the perfect partner, for love. We pray for good health, and for the sick, and even for the dead. We pray for our families, our friends, and the world.
Sometimes we talk to God like he's our roommate. We lay it on the line. We bargain, we plead, "if you answer this prayer, I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life." We make plans and God laughs.
Sometimes we say very scripted memorized prayers. "Thou shalt this and thou shalt that." We Catholics do novenas. Nine prayers for nine days. Don't ask.
What we should really do is thank God for all of the unanswered prayers. Think back to some of them. Some of mine were pretty stupid, almost petty. How bout it? God knows what's best for us. Trust in him. Allow Him to lead the way. He is our Father, He wants the best for us. What kind of a father would want his child to be sick, hungry, penniless and sad? A real devil of a dad that's who. Get where I'm going?
I'm going to teach you the shortest prayer there is. It only has two words...Thank You.
With love, Jodi
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Katie's Kitchen
Jalapeno Popper Dip
2-8oz.pkgs. cream cheese
1 cup mayonnaise
1-4oz. can chopped green chilies,drained
1-4oz. can chopped jalapenos, no need to drain
1/3 cup shredded parmesan cheese
Combine first 4 ingredients and spread in baking pan. Top with cheese, bake at 350 degrees or until cheese starts to brown.
Enjoy! Enjoy! Enjoy!
2-8oz.pkgs. cream cheese
1 cup mayonnaise
1-4oz. can chopped green chilies,drained
1-4oz. can chopped jalapenos, no need to drain
1/3 cup shredded parmesan cheese
Combine first 4 ingredients and spread in baking pan. Top with cheese, bake at 350 degrees or until cheese starts to brown.
Enjoy! Enjoy! Enjoy!
Monday, August 23, 2010
Do's
Do change the oil in your car regularly.
Do practice good hygiene.
Do floss only those teeth you want to keep.
Do wear your seatbelt.
Do praise the Lord everyday.
Do treat your guests like family, and your family like guests.
Do become an expert at something.
Do have a favorite charity.
Do treat your pets like royalty.
Do park far from the door, and walk.
Do practice good hygiene.
Do floss only those teeth you want to keep.
Do wear your seatbelt.
Do praise the Lord everyday.
Do treat your guests like family, and your family like guests.
Do become an expert at something.
Do have a favorite charity.
Do treat your pets like royalty.
Do park far from the door, and walk.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Dont's
Don't ever drive drunk or dizzy.
Don't ever hoard animals or junk.
Don't ever sleep your life away.
Don't ever get a tattoo.
Don't ever stuff yourself.
Don't ever rage on the road.
Don't ever use the "F" or the "N" words.
Don't ever over medicate yourself.
Don't ever feed wild animals.
Don't ever poop your pants in public.
Don't ever hoard animals or junk.
Don't ever sleep your life away.
Don't ever get a tattoo.
Don't ever stuff yourself.
Don't ever rage on the road.
Don't ever use the "F" or the "N" words.
Don't ever over medicate yourself.
Don't ever feed wild animals.
Don't ever poop your pants in public.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Sister, Sister
Hello Sister....yes you....you know who i'm talkin bout....what would i do without a sister like you? I could never take care of Ma without you....i would be nuts....you are so patient with her....how do you do it? i want to smother her with a pillow sometimes....even though i love her....alot. I know you hate to hear about my private escapades....you listen because you are a good sister....i've been behaving....it was a phase. Sister,sister i'm glad you're my sissy....i like our shopping trips....lunch is my favorite part....i really enjoyed the day we went cruising for Amish men....they were really into you. With a bath and some dental, they wouldn't be half bad. Sister, you ended up being an excellent cook....really yummy sauce....well done! You are a good wife too. If that nut was my husband, i'd have to leave him on the side of the road....just pulling your chain Dan, you know you are my favorite....i love you....Sister, you are a great mummy to Dai. She's a toughie....i could never handle her....but then again you are very patient. You are a great gal, a good daughter, a wonderful friend to all, an animal lover, a big softie, the best sister. Sister! Sister....sissy, sister....sister, sister, sister. Love you, your sister,sister....Jodi
Friday, August 13, 2010
Being Strong
Hello to all my many friends,
A very long time ago when I was around 20, one of my best college chums told me this...."what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"....at the time, I really didn't get it....but now I do.
As I look over my life, and all the battles I have fought with my illness, makes this statement absolutely true. I am proud to be a survivor, and I am proud of the scars I have, because they remind me of my strength. I am a fighter, and as long as I am able,I will continue to fight the brave fight....and grow stronger because it didn't kill me.
I know you are facing mountains....be strong....and fearlessly climb them....if I can do it, you can too....believe me....you can do it....now go....and live.
A very long time ago when I was around 20, one of my best college chums told me this...."what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"....at the time, I really didn't get it....but now I do.
As I look over my life, and all the battles I have fought with my illness, makes this statement absolutely true. I am proud to be a survivor, and I am proud of the scars I have, because they remind me of my strength. I am a fighter, and as long as I am able,I will continue to fight the brave fight....and grow stronger because it didn't kill me.
I know you are facing mountains....be strong....and fearlessly climb them....if I can do it, you can too....believe me....you can do it....now go....and live.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
The Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America....and to the Republic....for which it stands....one nation....under God....indivisible....with liberty and justice for all.
I bet you haven't said this in a very long time. What a beautifully poetic pledge. We need to start showing more respect for our flag and country. It seems to be one big joke anymore. I'll tell you what isn't funny. WWI,WWII,Korea,Vietnam,The Gulf,Iraq and the worst war of all time....the Civil War....where brother fought against brother to save people from slavery. It might not be perfect, but it's the best we got.
I bet you haven't said this in a very long time. What a beautifully poetic pledge. We need to start showing more respect for our flag and country. It seems to be one big joke anymore. I'll tell you what isn't funny. WWI,WWII,Korea,Vietnam,The Gulf,Iraq and the worst war of all time....the Civil War....where brother fought against brother to save people from slavery. It might not be perfect, but it's the best we got.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Oh summer, please don't go.
where oh where is June....gone....
where oh where is July....behind us....blown away by fireworks....
August oh August stay as long as you can....wrapping us up like a warm blanket....
oh summer please don't go....I love your sunny skies....the humid nights....a breeze....
why does the sun have to move away? great ball of fire!
summer disappears,"like smoke through a keyhole"
where oh where is July....behind us....blown away by fireworks....
August oh August stay as long as you can....wrapping us up like a warm blanket....
oh summer please don't go....I love your sunny skies....the humid nights....a breeze....
why does the sun have to move away? great ball of fire!
summer disappears,"like smoke through a keyhole"
Friday, July 23, 2010
Heat Warnings
Hello my friends,
The high temperatures right now are very dangerous to everyone especially those with health related problems. Staying inside is the best thing to do. I know that is so boring, but it only takes a second to become overwhelmed by the heat and humidity. Air conditioning is almost a necessity today. What did we all do in the old days? I can't remember. Please,please,please take special care of your critters. They are depending on YOU to keep them cool, comfortable, and well watered. Do not take them in the car. In seconds they can experience heat stroke and permanent brain damage. Don't be a stupid fool.
Things to keep you cool. Swimming pools, popsicles, iced tea, lemonade, fans, movie theaters, cold watermelon, big shade tree, waterslides, ice bags, the mall, speed boats,jet skis,and the best thing of all...air conditioning!
That's all folks. Heed the messenger. Why not go to Wally World and pick up a cheap baby pool to dunk your feet in while enjoying an ice cold beer. Love, Jodi
The high temperatures right now are very dangerous to everyone especially those with health related problems. Staying inside is the best thing to do. I know that is so boring, but it only takes a second to become overwhelmed by the heat and humidity. Air conditioning is almost a necessity today. What did we all do in the old days? I can't remember. Please,please,please take special care of your critters. They are depending on YOU to keep them cool, comfortable, and well watered. Do not take them in the car. In seconds they can experience heat stroke and permanent brain damage. Don't be a stupid fool.
Things to keep you cool. Swimming pools, popsicles, iced tea, lemonade, fans, movie theaters, cold watermelon, big shade tree, waterslides, ice bags, the mall, speed boats,jet skis,and the best thing of all...air conditioning!
That's all folks. Heed the messenger. Why not go to Wally World and pick up a cheap baby pool to dunk your feet in while enjoying an ice cold beer. Love, Jodi
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
The world's best medicine.
What can I say....best medicine?...a dog. I went through many years of illness, but they were tolerable because my best friend was always by my side. We've shared the bed, the couch, the chair and even the floor at times when I was kissing the porcelain. Just being able to rub my hands through something warm,soft, and furry was very soothing to me. Having someone to talk softly with made my blood pressure lower.
My first big guy was Beau. A rescue dog from the pound. Part shepherd, part collie, a gentle giant.He died at 15. The best dog I ever had. Now, I have Puddy. Little guy. Part chihuaha, part mini toy terrier. He's like a little baby. I love him so much, I kiss him a hundred times a day. He's 12 years old now. I have never been without a dog.Whether you like cats,horses,rabbits whatever....it is good to have a 4 footed friend to share the ups and downs of life with. They are good listeners and they totally understand. all my love, Jodi
My first big guy was Beau. A rescue dog from the pound. Part shepherd, part collie, a gentle giant.He died at 15. The best dog I ever had. Now, I have Puddy. Little guy. Part chihuaha, part mini toy terrier. He's like a little baby. I love him so much, I kiss him a hundred times a day. He's 12 years old now. I have never been without a dog.Whether you like cats,horses,rabbits whatever....it is good to have a 4 footed friend to share the ups and downs of life with. They are good listeners and they totally understand. all my love, Jodi
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Inspirations
"Let me always be the person my dog thinks I am."
"There is nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer."
"Hitch your wagon to a star."
"Die young as late as possible."
"Give to others and your light will break forth like the dawn."
"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers."
"The soul never gets old."
"Courage is fear that has said it's prayers."
"Kissing is like sharing a ripe fruit while dancing in the snow."
"There is nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer."
"Hitch your wagon to a star."
"Die young as late as possible."
"Give to others and your light will break forth like the dawn."
"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers."
"The soul never gets old."
"Courage is fear that has said it's prayers."
"Kissing is like sharing a ripe fruit while dancing in the snow."
Friday, July 9, 2010
Happy Friday in July 2010
Hello my friends and welcome to my world. Today is a lovely Friday, with a great weekend ahead. Tomorrow is the annual fireworks festival. It's kinda fun. The display is usually beautiful. The weather is holding out quite nicely, with 100% humidity. These are the summers I remember as a kid. We loved them. We played outside until the streetlights came on. I think about the iceball man who used to come through in his little white truck that had a roof on top. He would yell, "ice a ball...ice a ball." I think he spoke broken English. They were 10 cents apiece. The Mister Softy truck came too, but I liked the ice ball man better. Sometimes we would go to Cascade park to get a lemon ice. Yummy, yummy, yum, yum,yum! I LOVED those. Today they are not the same. Everything today is made from a mix. Back then they used real lemons.Those were the days my friend. My favorite ice cream spot now is Forbush. Really good. Rileys was a cool fun spot. I would jump on the trampolines and hit baseballs or golf balls. They had good ice cream too. The miniature golf course was excellent. I have many good memories of Riley's Funspot. Most of these summer things are gone now, but the memory of these places and events will always be there. What we must do now is find new places and make new memories. Have a fun, fun, summer. A thousand kisses, Jodi
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
My Brother Mike
People often wonder if a person who is very sick and out of it can hear if you are talking to them. Take it from me, the person can hear. When I was "out of it" I heard alot of things, but the person I heard the most was my brother, Mike. He is my older brother and is always there for all the family. He was the one that kept telling me that I was going to have my respirator removed and then I was going to get out of bed and then I was going to get to eat regular food and drink and then when I got strong enough I was going home. I always could hear him talking and talking to me. I used to think to myself...this is never going to happen, but it did. Everything he told me came true. It took months and months and months, but it did come to pass. It is funny how I can hardly remember anything, but to this day I can hear Mike's voice...always positive and encouraging me to hang in. I'm sure that was hard to do because things looked very bleak for me. It was a miracle I pulled through. I truly believe if it wasn't for my family and friends I would have let go. I was so tired. I wanted to go to sleep forever. I was even too tired to go to heaven. I just wanted to sleep.
My family is so important to me. I trust them all with my life. My mom, my brothers, my sister, my sister-in-laws, and all my great uncles. Some families go their separate ways, but my family is there always, even if we don't always get along. My brother Mike is the big toe. He was always the leader. Just ask my brother Donnie who followed him everywhere. I have really good memories of Mike and I still living at home and enjoying our morning talks over his coffee and my tea. We had alot of fun growing up. Mike likes to boat. Going boating is the best.
I am thankful to have a good brother like Mike. He took me to my arm surgery last week and we actually had a decent time. We can find humor in almost anything. That's what I like about Mike the most...he is really very funny.
Lot's of laughs, lot's of love, Jodi
My family is so important to me. I trust them all with my life. My mom, my brothers, my sister, my sister-in-laws, and all my great uncles. Some families go their separate ways, but my family is there always, even if we don't always get along. My brother Mike is the big toe. He was always the leader. Just ask my brother Donnie who followed him everywhere. I have really good memories of Mike and I still living at home and enjoying our morning talks over his coffee and my tea. We had alot of fun growing up. Mike likes to boat. Going boating is the best.
I am thankful to have a good brother like Mike. He took me to my arm surgery last week and we actually had a decent time. We can find humor in almost anything. That's what I like about Mike the most...he is really very funny.
Lot's of laughs, lot's of love, Jodi
Monday, July 5, 2010
4th of July 2010
Hello my friends,
I had a very nice holiday. Aside from the extensive heat, it was a great summer day. I started out at my brother Mikes house. There was food galore and many red, white and blue desserts. I had a cupcake and red velvet cake.(three pieces) My hamburger from the grill was pretty yummy and Ma's macaroni salad was good. There were yard games, but we were too lazy to play. We lounged around and told funny stories. We really missed uncle Vic and aunt Gerry. The 4th is better when they are home. My unk is the life of the party.
My second stop was my girlfriend Marci's house. She has a nice pool. I didn't swim but just sitting on the deck and relaxing was alot of fun. She had some yummy food too. I ate a favorite of mine I like to call "fluff".
We ended the night at a lakeside fire under the stars, and looking at fireworks...smores and hotdogs included. It was a great day of celebration. It looked like everyone took advantage of this historic holiday. Parties and antique cars everywhere. God bless America, and God bless you. Love you Tina, get better for our shopping trip. Jodi
I had a very nice holiday. Aside from the extensive heat, it was a great summer day. I started out at my brother Mikes house. There was food galore and many red, white and blue desserts. I had a cupcake and red velvet cake.(three pieces) My hamburger from the grill was pretty yummy and Ma's macaroni salad was good. There were yard games, but we were too lazy to play. We lounged around and told funny stories. We really missed uncle Vic and aunt Gerry. The 4th is better when they are home. My unk is the life of the party.
My second stop was my girlfriend Marci's house. She has a nice pool. I didn't swim but just sitting on the deck and relaxing was alot of fun. She had some yummy food too. I ate a favorite of mine I like to call "fluff".
We ended the night at a lakeside fire under the stars, and looking at fireworks...smores and hotdogs included. It was a great day of celebration. It looked like everyone took advantage of this historic holiday. Parties and antique cars everywhere. God bless America, and God bless you. Love you Tina, get better for our shopping trip. Jodi
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
AMERICA
A- apple pie, yummy
M- mountains as in "The Rockies"
E- enterprising, as in "Edison"
R- Rockwell as in "Norman"
I- ice cream, cool,creamy and sweet
C- churches with big white steeples and cookouts with hot dogs on the grill
A- alot of red, white and blue
Have a very wonderful July 4th. Enjoy being an American. The United States still the greatest nation in the world.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
M- mountains as in "The Rockies"
E- enterprising, as in "Edison"
R- Rockwell as in "Norman"
I- ice cream, cool,creamy and sweet
C- churches with big white steeples and cookouts with hot dogs on the grill
A- alot of red, white and blue
Have a very wonderful July 4th. Enjoy being an American. The United States still the greatest nation in the world.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Monday, June 28, 2010
Exagerations
1. I'm starving to death. (yea right)
2. I'm so angry I could spit. (yuck)
3. I slept like a log last night. (really, I didn't know logs slept)
4. I'm more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. (smile)
5. I'm as poor as a church mouse. (it can't be THAT bad)
6. He's as dumb as a rock. (poor guy)
7. He was on me like a cheap suit. (huh?)
8. Nobody here but us chickens. (oh boy, now I'm fowl)
9. I couldn't find myself out of a brown paper bag. (true)
10. I was crying like a baby. (whah,whah,whah)
2. I'm so angry I could spit. (yuck)
3. I slept like a log last night. (really, I didn't know logs slept)
4. I'm more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. (smile)
5. I'm as poor as a church mouse. (it can't be THAT bad)
6. He's as dumb as a rock. (poor guy)
7. He was on me like a cheap suit. (huh?)
8. Nobody here but us chickens. (oh boy, now I'm fowl)
9. I couldn't find myself out of a brown paper bag. (true)
10. I was crying like a baby. (whah,whah,whah)
Friday, June 25, 2010
Things I Don't Like
1. Rap
2. Tailgaters
3. Beets
4. Rain On Weekends
5. Laziness
6. Supersized Food
7. Centipedes
8. Commercials
9. Super Spoiled Children Who Talk Back To Their Parents
10. Public Toliets
more to come, Jodi
2. Tailgaters
3. Beets
4. Rain On Weekends
5. Laziness
6. Supersized Food
7. Centipedes
8. Commercials
9. Super Spoiled Children Who Talk Back To Their Parents
10. Public Toliets
more to come, Jodi
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Things I Love
1. My dog, Puddy
2. Where I live, the country
3. My wig
4. My worn out, overly highlighted Bible.
5. Fish Tacos
6. My Ma
7. Curves
8. McDonalds large unsweetened iced tea
9. My car, a Toyota Selaro
10. A good book- A Thousand Splendid Suns
more later, Jodi
2. Where I live, the country
3. My wig
4. My worn out, overly highlighted Bible.
5. Fish Tacos
6. My Ma
7. Curves
8. McDonalds large unsweetened iced tea
9. My car, a Toyota Selaro
10. A good book- A Thousand Splendid Suns
more later, Jodi
Friday, June 18, 2010
The Power Of Words
Hello my friends,
I want to share with you something I have discovered. The words you speak over your life have matter, and can actually materialize. Throughout my lifetime I have seen this time and time again. Always speak positive affirmations over everything and everybody. When you are sick, say out loud that you are heeled. When your checking account is low, give thanks out loud for the windfall that is coming. If the news is pushing the recession, say out loud, "Not for me!" If your car breaks down, don't call it a stupid piece of crap, because that is what it will become. Instead give praise for the good things about it. Never, never, never put your children down. Always, always, lift them up, up, up.
Words are mighty. Thoughts are mighty. Speak and think mighty stuff everyday over everyone and everything in your life. Do this without ceasing. Plant good seed, give it time to grow and reap the wonderful reward of a good life. Say it and spray it.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
I want to share with you something I have discovered. The words you speak over your life have matter, and can actually materialize. Throughout my lifetime I have seen this time and time again. Always speak positive affirmations over everything and everybody. When you are sick, say out loud that you are heeled. When your checking account is low, give thanks out loud for the windfall that is coming. If the news is pushing the recession, say out loud, "Not for me!" If your car breaks down, don't call it a stupid piece of crap, because that is what it will become. Instead give praise for the good things about it. Never, never, never put your children down. Always, always, lift them up, up, up.
Words are mighty. Thoughts are mighty. Speak and think mighty stuff everyday over everyone and everything in your life. Do this without ceasing. Plant good seed, give it time to grow and reap the wonderful reward of a good life. Say it and spray it.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Wigged Out
Hello my friends,
Well I did it. I was very leery at first. I finally gave in. I bought a wig. I know. I know what you're thinking. A wig. Yuck. But guess what? I love it. I really, really love love love it.
Being in the hospital so many months, and being on so many meds, my hair fell right out. Everyday I lost more and more hair. I started to feel bad about myself.I was ashamed to go in public, but that no longer is true.
I tried on alot of ugly wigs. I almost gave up. It's like magic when the right one comes along. It is light weight and cool. The style is edgy and the color is nice.
If you are having trouble with thinning hair, Don't be afraid to try a wig. I'm glad I did.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Well I did it. I was very leery at first. I finally gave in. I bought a wig. I know. I know what you're thinking. A wig. Yuck. But guess what? I love it. I really, really love love love it.
Being in the hospital so many months, and being on so many meds, my hair fell right out. Everyday I lost more and more hair. I started to feel bad about myself.I was ashamed to go in public, but that no longer is true.
I tried on alot of ugly wigs. I almost gave up. It's like magic when the right one comes along. It is light weight and cool. The style is edgy and the color is nice.
If you are having trouble with thinning hair, Don't be afraid to try a wig. I'm glad I did.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Monday, June 14, 2010
Words To Live By
Kind hearts are the garden,
Kind thoughts are the roots,
Kind words are the flowers'
Kind deeds are the fruits.
Kind thoughts are the roots,
Kind words are the flowers'
Kind deeds are the fruits.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Bad Dream
Hello my friends, What a beautiful day. I had a horrible dream a few nights ago. I was jumped by two men wearing lab coats and they shaved my hair off using a knife. One of the men had a woman's head under his jacket. It was soooo scary. I woke up in a lather. Since my illness, I have been losing my hair. I'm balding on top. I'm thinking about a wig to get me through. My dream probably came from my hair problem, and the lab coat guys have to be my doctors. How do I deal with bad dreams? I'll tell you. Jesus said," Let not your heart be troubled." When I get afraid, I repeat this simple phrase over and over until I feel better. It is comforting to me. Next time you start to panic from something, remember, "Let not your heart be troubled."
a thousand kisses, Jodi
a thousand kisses, Jodi
Monday, May 24, 2010
Wise Words
Treat your visitors like family, and your family like visitors.
You're out of shape if your knees buckle, and your belt doesn't.
To make light of your age, use more candles on your birthday cake.
When in deep water, keep your mouth shut.
Those who stay youthful, stay useful.
You're out of shape if your knees buckle, and your belt doesn't.
To make light of your age, use more candles on your birthday cake.
When in deep water, keep your mouth shut.
Those who stay youthful, stay useful.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Early Bird
"The early bird gets the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Think about it. Love Ya, Jodi
Think about it. Love Ya, Jodi
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
My Fears
Hello my friends,
Let my tell you what I'm most afraid of other than tornadoes,drug addicts,and bears. Since the tender age of 19, I've lived under a cloud of death. I struggle daily to survive. I'm a fighter, and I never give up. My fear is the fight. What is coming next? What is the next battle, will I be the Victor? Will the doctors be able to pull me through the next catastrophie?
My fears have more to do with living than dying. They say living is hard, and dying is easy.I believe this, because I know how tough it has been and how easy it is to throw in the towel. As I continue to grow older, I don't bounce back as quickly as I did in my 20's and 30's.
I have vowed to push myself as much as I can, and as long as I do, I'm going to have to put up a brave front and a good fight. I'm not looking forward to it but,I want to go on.
The bible says everyone dies once. It also says being absent from the body is being present in the Lord.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Let my tell you what I'm most afraid of other than tornadoes,drug addicts,and bears. Since the tender age of 19, I've lived under a cloud of death. I struggle daily to survive. I'm a fighter, and I never give up. My fear is the fight. What is coming next? What is the next battle, will I be the Victor? Will the doctors be able to pull me through the next catastrophie?
My fears have more to do with living than dying. They say living is hard, and dying is easy.I believe this, because I know how tough it has been and how easy it is to throw in the towel. As I continue to grow older, I don't bounce back as quickly as I did in my 20's and 30's.
I have vowed to push myself as much as I can, and as long as I do, I'm going to have to put up a brave front and a good fight. I'm not looking forward to it but,I want to go on.
The bible says everyone dies once. It also says being absent from the body is being present in the Lord.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Monday, May 17, 2010
ABC'S of Life
Accept differences
Be kind
Count your blessings
Dream
Express thanks
Forgive
Give freely
Harm no one
Imagine more
Jettison anger
Keep confidences
Love truly
Master something
Nurture hope
Open your mind
Pack lightly
Quell rumors
Reciprocate
Seek wisdom
Touch hearts
Understand
Value truth
Win graciously
Xeriscape
Yearn for peace
Zealously support a worthy cause
Be kind
Count your blessings
Dream
Express thanks
Forgive
Give freely
Harm no one
Imagine more
Jettison anger
Keep confidences
Love truly
Master something
Nurture hope
Open your mind
Pack lightly
Quell rumors
Reciprocate
Seek wisdom
Touch hearts
Understand
Value truth
Win graciously
Xeriscape
Yearn for peace
Zealously support a worthy cause
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Maranda
Hello my friends,
Let my tell you about a very special person in my life. Her name is Maranda. She is a beautiful 24 year old with alot on the ball. She's my niece, and I love her tons.
When she was born I thought she was the most gorgeous baby that ever lived. Of course, I still think that. She has accomplished so much in her young life. She is not afraid to try anything. We almost died when she told us she was going to Africa to help people. She is very brave. She also went south to help the hurricane people. In college she was very active. Now she lives on her own, in a big beautiful apartment in Pittsburgh. She has a good job she likes.
When I got sick, I didn't know what was going on. I was out of it. Maranda became my club manager and took it upon herself to do everything including handling my personal affairs. While living in Pittsburgh, she ran the club like a well oiled machine. She did it all. Without her for seven months, I would have had to close up.Because the club was so well maintained, I was able to find a buyer. I knew everything was in good hands, so I wasn't that stressed out.
I felt bad that of all the family I probably burdened her the most. All the hours, all the headaches, all the work. How can I ever thank her or make it up to her. She's never complained to me.
I consider myself blessed. I'm surrounded by people who love me. Maranda has shown so many wonderful sides of herself during my troubles. Strength, incredible intelligence, patience, and bravery just to name a few. I'm grateful I had her to lean on. I really, really needed her. I love her so much, and I am so proud of the woman she has become...my niece, Maranda.
Let my tell you about a very special person in my life. Her name is Maranda. She is a beautiful 24 year old with alot on the ball. She's my niece, and I love her tons.
When she was born I thought she was the most gorgeous baby that ever lived. Of course, I still think that. She has accomplished so much in her young life. She is not afraid to try anything. We almost died when she told us she was going to Africa to help people. She is very brave. She also went south to help the hurricane people. In college she was very active. Now she lives on her own, in a big beautiful apartment in Pittsburgh. She has a good job she likes.
When I got sick, I didn't know what was going on. I was out of it. Maranda became my club manager and took it upon herself to do everything including handling my personal affairs. While living in Pittsburgh, she ran the club like a well oiled machine. She did it all. Without her for seven months, I would have had to close up.Because the club was so well maintained, I was able to find a buyer. I knew everything was in good hands, so I wasn't that stressed out.
I felt bad that of all the family I probably burdened her the most. All the hours, all the headaches, all the work. How can I ever thank her or make it up to her. She's never complained to me.
I consider myself blessed. I'm surrounded by people who love me. Maranda has shown so many wonderful sides of herself during my troubles. Strength, incredible intelligence, patience, and bravery just to name a few. I'm grateful I had her to lean on. I really, really needed her. I love her so much, and I am so proud of the woman she has become...my niece, Maranda.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Thank You
Thank you Marilyn for.....
always coming to the hospital
bringing food,pillows, and toiletries
for taking me out of the manor, and getting cut-my hair
thank you for working at Curves, and handling all the crap that went with it
thanks for welcoming me to your home where I stunk up the bathroom daily,dribbled on the floor,messed on the sheets, and threw up all night.
Thanks for teaching me how to change my bags, hooking me up with Faith, and washing my clothes, and changing my bed in the middle of the night.
Thanks for showering me and washing my hair, and feeding me with stuff I like.
Thanks for Donnie driving me every morning EARLY.Thanks for Maranda running her butt off at the club, and keeping it nice and organized for me.
Thank you Marilyn for cleaning my apartment that was over run with mouse poop.Donnie,
thanks for driving out to Volant all the time to get my mail.
Marilyn, I really want to thank you for pushing me to get my act together,and care about myself. I was depressed and lazy. Getting back to work turned my life around.
Marilyn you are an angel and a God send in my hours of need. No one else would have put up with all the baggage I brought.Thanks for the groceries,my cute tops and my granny panties. Thanks for always being there to talk and call the doctor, and put cream on my butt. There is so much more. I never would have made it without the support of you and your family and Gizmo, my love.
I thank you with all my heart,I love you with all my heart, I miss you with all my heart. Jodi
always coming to the hospital
bringing food,pillows, and toiletries
for taking me out of the manor, and getting cut-my hair
thank you for working at Curves, and handling all the crap that went with it
thanks for welcoming me to your home where I stunk up the bathroom daily,dribbled on the floor,messed on the sheets, and threw up all night.
Thanks for teaching me how to change my bags, hooking me up with Faith, and washing my clothes, and changing my bed in the middle of the night.
Thanks for showering me and washing my hair, and feeding me with stuff I like.
Thanks for Donnie driving me every morning EARLY.Thanks for Maranda running her butt off at the club, and keeping it nice and organized for me.
Thank you Marilyn for cleaning my apartment that was over run with mouse poop.Donnie,
thanks for driving out to Volant all the time to get my mail.
Marilyn, I really want to thank you for pushing me to get my act together,and care about myself. I was depressed and lazy. Getting back to work turned my life around.
Marilyn you are an angel and a God send in my hours of need. No one else would have put up with all the baggage I brought.Thanks for the groceries,my cute tops and my granny panties. Thanks for always being there to talk and call the doctor, and put cream on my butt. There is so much more. I never would have made it without the support of you and your family and Gizmo, my love.
I thank you with all my heart,I love you with all my heart, I miss you with all my heart. Jodi
Friday, May 7, 2010
Watch Your Salt
Hello my friends,
Salt, salty, salty, salt. Who doesn't love salt. Who doesn't love to smother their
"Mickey D" french fries in salt. Who doesn't love a salty sausage sandwich from the
fair. How about a hotdog? Do you like those big salty,soft pretzels? Meat lovers pizza?
Pepperoni.
We are a nation of saltaholics. We love our salt. As a dialysis patient, I
learned that salt makes me thirsty, and makes my blood pressure go up. Not good. All
I can say is good luck in your battle with salt. Know the trouble it can cause, and
do the best you can. If you stop eating salty foods, your thirst will go away.
Hang in there, your friend, Jodi
Salt, salty, salty, salt. Who doesn't love salt. Who doesn't love to smother their
"Mickey D" french fries in salt. Who doesn't love a salty sausage sandwich from the
fair. How about a hotdog? Do you like those big salty,soft pretzels? Meat lovers pizza?
Pepperoni.
We are a nation of saltaholics. We love our salt. As a dialysis patient, I
learned that salt makes me thirsty, and makes my blood pressure go up. Not good. All
I can say is good luck in your battle with salt. Know the trouble it can cause, and
do the best you can. If you stop eating salty foods, your thirst will go away.
Hang in there, your friend, Jodi
Monday, May 3, 2010
Follow The Rules
Hello my friends,
You will do very well on dialysis IF you follow the rules.
1. Never skip or shorten your treatments.
2. Don't over drink or over eat.
3. Limit high potassium foods.
4. Control your phosperous.
5. Take special care of your access.
6. Eat protein.
7. Exercise.
8. Rest up when needed.
9. Avoid infection, wash hands often.
10. Take an active role in your care, and see the doctor regularly.
11. Be thankful.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
You will do very well on dialysis IF you follow the rules.
1. Never skip or shorten your treatments.
2. Don't over drink or over eat.
3. Limit high potassium foods.
4. Control your phosperous.
5. Take special care of your access.
6. Eat protein.
7. Exercise.
8. Rest up when needed.
9. Avoid infection, wash hands often.
10. Take an active role in your care, and see the doctor regularly.
11. Be thankful.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Friday, April 30, 2010
Summertime
Hello my friends,
Summertime is alot different for dialysis patients than wintertime. Winter makes us feel very cold and uncomfortable. We comfort ourselves with rich,warm dishes, soups and steamy hot drinks. We don't get a fair amount of exercise, and have the tendency to become like couch potatos. We can easily gain more weight and more fluid, making our treatments a little harder. Cold and flu season also plays havic with our health. Our immune systems are compromised and we are germ targets.
Summertime on the other hand is a time where we can enjoy the warmth of the sun, which is very good for us. We gain vitamin D, and it is a mood lifter. We can drink a little more, because we are sweating more and we are much more active. It's easier to exercise and go for walks or go for a swim. Summertime is a fun time to do a little traveling or visiting. It's a good time to stop, relax and smell the flowers. Outdoor activities are everywhere. Enjoy.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Summertime is alot different for dialysis patients than wintertime. Winter makes us feel very cold and uncomfortable. We comfort ourselves with rich,warm dishes, soups and steamy hot drinks. We don't get a fair amount of exercise, and have the tendency to become like couch potatos. We can easily gain more weight and more fluid, making our treatments a little harder. Cold and flu season also plays havic with our health. Our immune systems are compromised and we are germ targets.
Summertime on the other hand is a time where we can enjoy the warmth of the sun, which is very good for us. We gain vitamin D, and it is a mood lifter. We can drink a little more, because we are sweating more and we are much more active. It's easier to exercise and go for walks or go for a swim. Summertime is a fun time to do a little traveling or visiting. It's a good time to stop, relax and smell the flowers. Outdoor activities are everywhere. Enjoy.
A thousand kisses, Jodi
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Happy Birthday To Me
Hello my friends,
Today I am 49 years young. This birthday is very special to me because I am still alive and functional. After the year I had sitting on deaths' door, it is a miracle I pulled through.
I am lucky to have a great family that truly loves me. I have the best friends. My doctors and nurses were good to me. All that support got me through.
My girlfriends Marci and Patti threw me a surprise b-day party at a local eatery. They really fooled me, and it was great. What a night. I got presents. I saw lots of cool people I haven't seen in a long while. I was away for seven months.
Today at Curves one of my clients is a professional cake maker. She made me a beautiful b-day cake. I am sharing it with all my ladies.
It's the little things that make life so fun. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Remember Others,
Jodi XOXO!
Today I am 49 years young. This birthday is very special to me because I am still alive and functional. After the year I had sitting on deaths' door, it is a miracle I pulled through.
I am lucky to have a great family that truly loves me. I have the best friends. My doctors and nurses were good to me. All that support got me through.
My girlfriends Marci and Patti threw me a surprise b-day party at a local eatery. They really fooled me, and it was great. What a night. I got presents. I saw lots of cool people I haven't seen in a long while. I was away for seven months.
Today at Curves one of my clients is a professional cake maker. She made me a beautiful b-day cake. I am sharing it with all my ladies.
It's the little things that make life so fun. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Remember Others,
Jodi XOXO!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
LIFE
People say life is so short.
That isn't true at all.
Life is so long that we don't have a moment to waste without forgiveness and loving kindness.
Life is so long that many people have died years before they have actually reached their deathbed.
-Deepak Chopra,M.D.
As long as you are breathing,you are still alive. Capture every moment you can. Don't give up. I know you can do it. Hang in there, Louie
Your friend, Jodi
That isn't true at all.
Life is so long that we don't have a moment to waste without forgiveness and loving kindness.
Life is so long that many people have died years before they have actually reached their deathbed.
-Deepak Chopra,M.D.
As long as you are breathing,you are still alive. Capture every moment you can. Don't give up. I know you can do it. Hang in there, Louie
Your friend, Jodi
Monday, April 19, 2010
I'm back from the dead
Hello my friends especially Hillary who always checks this blog. Hi Hill! This past August I went to the hospital with pain in my side. Doctors could not figure out what was wrong. Finally they settled on my gallbladder. They took it out, and it really was a bad bladder, but I was still sick. So, they took out my appendix and punctured my bowel. They sent me to Shadyside in Pittsburgh. I was septic. I had poison in my body. They put me on tons of antibiotics which kept me alive. They put an ostomy bag on which saved my life. I was in the hospital seven months and hardly remember alot of it, thank goodness. I had to be on a respirator for a long while. Things were really bad and I almost gave up, but my family and friends were so good to me, they truly kept me alive. The nurses were wonderful. Many times I pulled out my lines and jumped out of bed. I was a bad girl. Today I am getting better everyday. I'm surprised at the progress I've made. Day at a time. A life changing experience I wouldn't wish on anyone. I'm back from the dead. At least that is what my boyfriend Gary says.
a thousand kisses, Jodi
Glad to be back.
a thousand kisses, Jodi
Glad to be back.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
I've Missed You!
Sorry I haven't blogged since August. My health took a turn for the worst after a minor surgical procedure. I ended up on a ventilator at Shadyside in Pittsburgh! Right now I'm in a nursing home doing rehab. As soon as I get back on my feet, I will start blogging again! Please keep me in your prayers, and thoughts.
All my love,
Jodi xoxo
All my love,
Jodi xoxo
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