Exagerations

1. I'm starving to death. (yea right)

2. I'm so angry I could spit. (yuck)

3. I slept like a log last night. (really, I didn't know logs slept)

4. I'm more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. (smile)

5. I'm as poor as a church mouse. (it can't be THAT bad)

6. He's as dumb as a rock. (poor guy)

7. He was on me like a cheap suit. (huh?)

8. Nobody here but us chickens. (oh boy, now I'm fowl)

9. I couldn't find myself out of a brown paper bag. (true)

10. I was crying like a baby. (whah,whah,whah)