Things I like to do when nobody is looking.

1. I like to dance naked in the street.

2. I like to drink beer, smoke pot and do drugs, and PARTY!!!

3. I like to break windows and rob jewelry stores.

4. I like to drive like a maniac and go through red lights and stop signs.

5. I like to take candy from babies, and rip purses off of little old ladies.

6. I like to say swear words like the "F" word.

7. I like to go to church and make fun of peoples' shoes.

8. I like to peep in windows.

9. I like to steal toilet paper from the roadside rest.

10. I like to fantasize about being bad.

Have a BAD day! Love your little angel, Jodi