Monday, November 8, 2010

Please Don'ts

1. feed the bears...they are carnivores...they don't want a cookie...they will maul you and eat you...please don't feed the bears

2. go to psychics...they are cons...telling you what you want to hear...taking your money...trust God...please don't go to psychics

3. dream about fortune and fame...be proud of yourself...work hard...enjoy life...help others...give thanks for what you have...make it a good life...please don't dream about fortune and fame

4. be afraid...of anything...trust in God...everything will be all right...believe me...please don't be afraid

5. buy junk...you get what you pay for...think less quantity,more quality...please don't buy junk and maybe they will stop making it

6. marry for money...if you do...you WILL earn every penny of it...please don't marry for money

7. beat yourself up...you are a temple...a holy vessel...you are the head and not the tail...you are a child of the most high God...you have royal blood in your veins...you are good...please don't beat yourself up

8. overdrive your headlights...there are Amish on the road...deer...garbage cans...motorcycles...sleet...nails...tree limbs...sink holes...joggers and bikers...and the Cane Lady...please don't overdrive your headlights

9. tattoo the largest organ of the body...which is the skin...beauty can be found in smooth,blemish free,milky white skin...please don't tattoo the largest organ of the body

10. throw salvation away...don't pass through your life without making Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior...please don't throw salvation away

Hi Mike

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Wow, every one of these "please don'ts" is incredibly true. I WILL talk about these in my classroom today.
I love you, friend!
Maur